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Japanese AIDS Charity Lets Donators Feel A Porn Star’s Boobs

A Japanese TV production company recently held a weekend-long charity event where they let people fondle the jubblies of an porn actress if they donated 1,000 yen. That’s about the U.S. equivalent of thirteen bucks.

In just two days, 4,690 eager donators lined up to get their giggity-giggity on and the charity wound up raising well over 4 million yen, ($51,000).

Here’s some Japanese news coverage of the event.

What are we doing, America? Our charities obviously need to step up to the plate. Thirteen smackers to feel up on some Asian tittays? Come on! It’s like, buy a movie ticket or feel up the jugs of a cute stranger? Get some McD’s for two or grope this porn star real quick? Buy a used copy of Bayonetta, or give my hands the experience of a lifetime.

If all charities were run like this, there’d probably be a cure for cancer by now. America, you’re doing it wrong.

Nippon!!!

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Chinese News Station Does An Entire Story On A Mysterious New Mushroom, But It’s Really Just A Fake Vagina.

China, I love you. Full vid embedded below.

(via Dangerous Minds)

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A Little Bit On The Those Shorts Make Your Butt Look Really Nice Side: Custom painted R2D2 shorts by productiveslacker.

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A Little Bit On The Nimbus Side: Look away, Kif. Saejin Oh illustrates this pairing of Futurama’s Zapp Brannigan and Amy Wong.

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A Little Bit On The Morphin Side: These miniskirts would have made the original Power Rangers a million times more awesome. Actually, they’d make pretty much anything a million times more awesome.

Get ‘em from Amazon for $34.

(via Fashionably Geek)

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A Little Bit On The Boobstagram Side (NSFW): People of the world! There’s a site called Boobstagram and it’s exactly what it sounds like: an arsenal of ta-ta pics pulled from Instagram. Cleavage. For. Days.

Or if you want to see boobs on the Internet there’s always, you know, pornography.

(via Gizmodo)